jueves, 15 de julio de 2010

Curse in Spanish


First of all, I'm terribly sorry for teaching you how to curse.
Later I will post a blog on how to speak spanish properly but that takes too much time.
Oh, also this goes for mexican spanish so don't use it in Spain or everywhere else !

When we wanna say "fuck" like complaining about something, we say:
" Puta madre" pronounced "Pootah Mahdreh" the "d" sounds like "th" as in "there".
So far so good. Well, another common phrase people use is "son of a bitch" wich is "Hijo de puta" You say this one when your mad at someone, I mean really mad so this one is plain rude. It's pronounced like "Eehoh deh pootah".

Lets better make a list, but first I'll denote each phrase with the following letters:
PR: plain rude
R: Rude
C: Common.

  • Cabrón: fucker (R). "kaBRON"
  • No mames: no fucking way (R). "noh MAmes"
  • No manches: no way (C). "noh MANches" anyway, it's still vulgar.
  • Ni madres: no way (PR). "Nee Mahdrehs"
  • Güey, Huey, Wei, Wey: dude (C). "Way" or " Gway" I could write an entire post about this word cause it's common yet rude. Actually it's not like saying " Yo wussup dude" cause "dude" is not that offensive. People say "güey" to each other cause they don't care about each other, so if someone ever says "güey" to you, they don't really care about you. It's like giving a shit about people's name or treating them like a rag, yet it's not like saying "muthafucka". In Mexico you'll hear people saying this word about 10 to 20 times per minute ! that's so lame, that's why I don't use it. If your surrounded in an environment where "güey" is all you hear, get outta there as soon as you can cause you'll find the lousiest people ever.
  • Pendejo: asshole (PR). "PenDEho"
  • Baboso: asshole (R). "BaBohso". This goes for the ladies, use it in case some pervert messes with you.

Well, I got sick of this ! Now you can complain about anything in spanish and if you ever come to Mexico you'll be able to identify people and know wether people suck or not.

Ten things I hate about skate posers

Hi I just got into this blogger shit and I came up with this subject cause yesterday I just ran into one of these skate posers.

  1. When you miss a trick and they laugh at you or nod their head sideways like saying " what a rookie "
  2. Their not even good skaters.
  3. They've got the most expensive gear (which I could never afford) and they don't even know how to pronounce the tricks' names, like "hellflip" God wot the fuck is that ?
  4. They wear trendy clothes which actually don't make you a better skater.
  5. They brag about "they skate" and they call it an "extreme sport" For fuck sake ! extreme ? extreme my ass ! why do people call it "extreme" It's not a sport, god knows what it is but when they call it extreme it sounds like you were about to jump off a cliff.
  6. They make us look like real morons, now everybody will think I'm one of them ! I hate when people look at me, I even feel like an emo !
  7. I hate when they come at you and ask you if you wanna play S.K.A.T.E.
  8. By the way, I hate the stupid s.k.a.t.e. game too, any real skater doesn't waste their time doing shit like that.
  9. They think its a trend and they'll get lots of chicks.
  10. I hate all previous points and the ones I miss'd.